This is the craziest thing I've ever seen...

Nobody has seen my last blog, and if they have, they aren't going to dignify it with a response. Ok, I see how it is.
This video is nutty, watch the whole thing and DON'T skip ahead. It's about 8 minutes long but it's morbidly interesting.



Other than that.... well, I'd rather not talk about it.

Checking it twice...

Peeps.
Today's post will seem retarded at first glance, but upon further examination.... well. Sorry. It's going to be retarded. Sorry. Anyway, I am putting up a feasible wish list for Christmas: I REALLY DON'T EXPECT ANYONE TO ACTUALLY GET ME ANYTHING. Seriously. I am just doing this in case somebody, maybe, MIGHT, want to but not know what to get. So here it is. I would appreciate it if you would all do the same: I'm looking at you politicchic and the rage and joe etc. Not saying I'll get you anything either, just want to know what is desired.
Here goes:

Guitar capo.

Jeans that aren't crappy.(I seem to have only deteriorating clothing).

A nice metrosexual button up shirt. (becauseI have a man crush on Ben J and I think I might be able to win him over if he didn't dress SO much snappier than me.)

Diego's Umbrella (a band I found. They have 2 albums, either one will do.)

Chocolate (Maxfields or Symphony are delish).

Food in general.

Mach 3 Razor Blades

Cool posters (Vader was Framed, it's a good one).



In the end, I am always happy with anything. Christmas gift receiving isn't a big deal to me, but I have had people say they didn't know what to get me. So if that's you(and it probably isn't), than here are some ideas. Last year politicchic got me a Sweet ninja book. That's cool too. I am easy to impress. So post your lists aswell and let everyone know what you think is good stuff.

Looking.

My fellow Americans,

Is there anything wrong with the world that money can't solve? Sure. But hey, it helps. I am looking for housing right now, in addition to trying to figure out what to do with wedding invitations(I'm getting hitched in January in case you were out of the loop.), and in the last days of classes. Papers, finals, credit checks, applications, being with out my fiancee. That's about all that I have been up to.
And then we lost the game to the U, so that was splendid.
High point:I put a bunch of shiz on Shane the Douches lawn.
Low point:He gets the victory hat and I have to buy him dinner.

[Last work on that: May Hall, good job throwing the ball to them, I have heard excuses but after careful review, you aren't any good against a pressure defense. (TCU...yeah). I have never been on your bandwagon and it appears I never will be.]

So yeah. lame. Let's see. The year mark of being home has come and gone and I feel strange to think it was even that long ago. I never planned to be engaged to be married, but hey, when it's right, it's right. I really think that I will feel much better come mid-December. nothing else really to report, I am tired.

This is f'ing hilarious...

Scott showed me this the other day. It was even more funny because Asher brought his "date" through the living room as it was playing. here you go:

More family shame...

This is something...

This video I found is really interesting. Don't ask me how I stumbled across it, but I did and I though it worth sharing.





Update on life> WE LOST TO TCU. That sucked, but hey, they played better in ever facet of the game and obviously wanted it more. Too bad. Watched a U game with Shane on Sat, lets just say that it looks like it will be a cold November. I think we can win, but it will be rough. I am hungry. I hate Asher, he brought home a bunch of delicious looking food from Duchesne, and I am fasting so I could just watch as Douche Bags Joe and Scott ate delightedly in front of me. That's it.

Nightwatching.... and my chafed nipples.

Yesterday night I went to my monthly inservice as a nightwatch employee. It was at a chinese buffet, so I was all for it. I don't know why, but I always have to eat every kind of meat available. Pork, beef, chicken, shrimp, and fish are probably best consumed separately. But hey, I can't help myself. I am liking the night watch deal. I find that I can sleep at pretty much any time now, which is handy since I don't exactly have a regular sleep schedule. I do accomplish a lot at work homework-wise. I find that if I take nothing but my homework, I have nothing better to do and so out of boredom and to avoid falling asleep, I'll do it. The other day I worked with a fun crazy Korean lady who told me to F*** off several times during the night. I kicked her down in Wit and then we both got worked by this other guy in Risk.

Enough with the life summary. Ten things that irk me lately:
1)The kid who sits behind me in Spanish class who has a craptastic mexican/white guy accent who never shuts the hell up.
2)Old Ladies who buy craploads of junk in front of me and has tons of coupons when I am in a hurry and there is only one register open.
3)Nipple Band-aids (see below)
4)Midterms.
5)The pointless class that is Eng 312. What a piece of useless sh**.
6)Trying to find someone to dance Salsa with me who isn't terrible.
7)Cold weather and the lack of heating in our duplex.
8)The jack asses who "manage" our duplex... supposedly.
9)Rug burn that takes forever to heal.
10)Flaky people.

About the nipple band aids. Monday night was a 5k costume run in which Asher and I ran as Nacho Libre and Ramses (respectivly) and Michele ran as a adorable pig. I foolishly naired my chest before the race, and then couldn't participate without a t-shirt. I'll spare the details but lets just say that this resulted in blood and pain. So right now, I have two large band-aids covering my nipples. Wierd.